Beaver Narcotics
n. that which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. the affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent s-xploits with anyone who will listen. immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the p-ssy pusher.
see also: p-ssy whipped, and sn-tch trapped
ex. “hey, we haven’t seen marvin in a while. what’s his deal?”
dude, you don’t know? he’s all strung out on beaver narcotics. he’s willed everything to his new girlfriend, dorcas. i think he’s been sn-tch-trapped.
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