Beaver Pelt


excessively hairy beaver (p-ssy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly b-tton down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. woman with said beaver pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be f-cking revolting. often this affects northern canadian and all european women. note: squirrel f-cking, tree hugging b-tches often have a beaver pelt.
1. sadly bobby could not f-ck tracy after he saw her beaver pelt due to his projectile vomiting.
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canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with “neckbeard”.
did you see that gross beaver pelt carl was rocking? grisliest neckbeard i ever seen!

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