Because I can
an absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
this expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
q: why on earth would you want to play “für elise” on an hp scanner!
a: because i can
in other words f-ck u b-tch
if someone was to say y u do that b-tch um because i can
“y u do that”
“because i can f-ggot”
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