Because I’m a total/Because I totally


after insulted a dumbsh-t usually replies with because i’m a total b-tch like that! and or because i totally am that r-t-rded something likeee…
because i’m a total/because i totally

kelly: you’re a r-t-rded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like cr-p
riley: because i’m totally a wh-r-!!!

kelly: shut the f-ck up, riley!
riley: because i’m a total loud mouth!

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