Because I’m Batman
overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. from p-ssing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn’t catch that last flaming chainsaw.
example 1
guy 1: “dude how did you score with mandy last night?”
guy 2: “because i’m batman!!”
example 2
officer: “sir do you know how fast you were going?”
guy 3: “it doesn’t matter how fast i was going because i’m batman!!!”
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