Becca – Ho
the becca – ho (scientific name beccaus hoicus) is a carnivorous species of mammal that is often valued by humans for its companionship and its ability to clean dishes. it has been -ssociated with humans for at least 16 years.
she has been sighted in such areas such as the woodlands of rhode island, and the cities of italy. if you ever come in contact with the beccaus hoicus do not panic. crouch into a fetal position and feign death. remember: it is more scared of you then you are of it.
a becca – ho (also commonly referred to as becca – lo) can be identified by its large teats and shy disposition. it can usually be found near the wild chemicus imbalicus (commonly known as freeeeennch!!), italius trixieismygirlfriendicus (commonly eye talian), and italius b-tchicus (commonly crisco).
“my becca – ho just turned into a sp-ce heater!”
“oh yeah? well my becca – ho just turned into honey roasted peanuts!”
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