Beckham


the skillful art of kicking someone straight to the curb. to perform a beckman is with precision, speed and power — the action send a clear and definitive to the recipient this is generally performed when a spouse or lover is caught cheating or causing some type of mistrust within the relationship.
example: my man was huffin’ out so i had to beckham his sk-nk -ss.
v. to miss the net in a penalty shot in football (soccer). originated when david beckham flagrantly shanked the ball over the net in an important qualifier for the 2004 euro cup against turkey.
1. messi just beckhamed it!!!
2. don’t let dominic take the penalty, he’s just gonna beckham it
shaving your p-b-s to the length of david beckham’s stubble.
i’m gonna beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in….and turn off the a/c and fan.

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