Beckon


appear inviting
the night beckons!
v. calculate without using actual statistics, facts, or reasoning; act in a glen beck-esque manner.
check out the way sarah palin is beckoning in her speeches. i beckon she’ll be president soon!

i beckon most nfl fans are overweight cheese doodlers.

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