bed-killer


a person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and c-mbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it – usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
wow! look at the gross size of that man – bet he’s a bed-killer.

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