Bed Taco
a strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.
1. strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).
2. each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco sh-ll. one side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.
3. sleep with the “spines” of the taco sh-lls facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.
4. the comforter is shared.
“hey, you guys want to snowboard at tahoe over spring break?”
“h-ll yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money.”
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