beeders
extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)
“beeders neil, that bird hates you”
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the act of intentionally or accidentally uppercutting someone or self with a beer in hand. “last night while driving with a drunk b-tch, after she cut the wheel and i was sipping my beer i was beerpercutted.”
- Beer Travelator
the mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. when you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased. dave: morning dave, how’d you get home last night? you could barely stand up. dave: christ knows, must have been the beer travelator i guess!
- behind kind
one who seems very s-xy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view – preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other “behind” s-x positions; similar to b-tterface. “i was walking up to this hot girl at the party sat-rday night, but when she turned […]
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having s-xual intercourse, possibly resulting in the fertilization of an egg. jim behumped her on the mantel top. i’ve never behumped anyone, but i can dream. mrs. pierce kept her behumpery hidden beneath the desk.
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a 00 sized gauge located between the head of a p-n-s and the t-st-cl-s. there is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the p-n-s is able to -j-c-l-t- without any interference. but the rest of the gauge is made with a belgian doughnut. “dude, i just got new […]