Beedophile
the act of molesting a dead bee.
typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it’s fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
jack: oh look there’s a dead bee
jill: oh jack, come and feel how smooth it’s fur is….do you think this would make a good coat?
jack: stop being a beedophile!
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