Beef Certificate
any bruise or laceration caused by a p-n-s during s-xual activity.
emily: ow my v-g-n- is one giant bruise after last night
james: thats what you would call a beef certificate
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when someone known to brew up the worst farts known to mankind puts their -ss in another persons face and lets “one” go. after brian p-ssed out on the floor he was beef stew’d by johnny.
- Benny Hat
any head garment that makes you look like a r-t-rd/spaz/idiot. named after benny hawkins on the 1980’s uk soap opera crossroads. who was a bit special and never took his friggin hat off. “look at that guy he’s sporting a reet proper benny hat”
- Black Hug
to give someone of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if you’re into it) a hug in which you grab the others -ss. did you see nathan give jordyn that black hug last night? he’s got mad b-lls and she didn’t even care!
- blahhhhh
when a person cannot pr-nounce words due to a speach impediment and need to rewind their brain by saying “blahhhh” i can’t ta ta tak tak blahhhhh… take you home jenny
- brumdogg
a man who indulges in beer, rum, weed, women, etc. never available for contact because they are always f-ckin’ around. just tried to call teddy and he’s bein’ the usual brumdogg. drunk as h-ll, high, and b-lls deep in some hoe.