beef doughnut
a woman’s v-g-n-. if you’re from canada you would spell it beef donut… you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.
billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower…
billy points at his others mid section..
billy – “mom what’s that?”
mom – “uhmm, that’s where your father hit me with an ax.”
billy = “nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut”.
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