beef hammer


the codename of a combat mission in afghanistan in which an american flag was flown from a black hawk helicopter in honor of stephen colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
“beef hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as ‘one-eyed trouser trout’ and ‘operation blue-vein swayback throbber’. i am deeply touched.”
– stephen colbert
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basically another synonym for a p-n-s.
yeah then i just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!
noun:
an affectionate nickname for the gravity hammer in the halo series.
look out michael! that guy is 0 for 10 with the beef hammer this match. (boom!) ouch…
a euphemism for p-n-s
that is a diseased beef hammer

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