Beef-in-a-Bottle
farting in a poland spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.
donny: let me get a sip of your water, harris?
harris: ain’t no water in here dude, it’s beef-in-a-bottle.
donny: nice, i have to make my own one of these days.
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