Beef Necklace
somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only s-m-n is replaced by a log of sh-t in this variant.
my girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. but instead i gave my brother rob a beef necklace that night.
jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in sh-tting in my mouth.
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