the name given to a v-g-n- with very meaty loose flapping l-b– lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. i have f-ck-d a woman such as this. i’m not proud but there you go.
“oh, please tell me you didn’t f-ck her beef sandwich v-g-n-.”
“man, i wasn’t going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to p-ss up on that.”
“but dude, i’ve heard she’s got more of her cooch outside of her than in her.”
“i’ll be honest, i did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. the aroma was a bit on the nose though.”
- cherry dipping
when you dip your b-lls in a girls v-g-n- while she is on her period. joe loves cherry dipping his wife….
- emma henderson
performing a s-xual act to your partner within the confines of a children’s play area i heard you gave your man an emma henderson the other day
when a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a humposaurus. ahhh dog!!! stop being such a humposaurus!
b–bshi is sushi that falls on a girl’s b–bs but instead of throwing it out she eats it. this occurance is popular with uncoordinated girls. guy: did you just eat that sushi that fell down your shirt? girl: yeah, i eat b–bshi all the time cause i’m such a klutz.
- steamed buns
-ss checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. usually from bdsm play and other dominance and submissive play. roger gave tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.