the name given to a v*g*n* with very meaty loose flapping l*b** lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. i have f*ck*d a woman such as this. i’m not proud but there you go.
“oh, please tell me you didn’t f*ck her beef sandwich v*g*n*.”
“man, i wasn’t going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to p*ss up on that.”
“but dude, i’ve heard she’s got more of her cooch outside of her than in her.”
“i’ll be honest, i did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. the aroma was a bit on the nose though.”
- cherry dipping
when you dip your b*lls in a girls v*g*n* while she is on her period. joe loves cherry dipping his wife….
- emma henderson
performing a s*xual act to your partner within the confines of a children’s play area i heard you gave your man an emma henderson the other day
when a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a humposaurus. ahhh dog!!! stop being such a humposaurus!
b**bshi is sushi that falls on a girl’s b**bs but instead of throwing it out she eats it. this occurance is popular with uncoordinated girls. guy: did you just eat that sushi that fell down your shirt? girl: yeah, i eat b**bshi all the time cause i’m such a klutz.