beef sock


the male genitalia, p-n-s. used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.
amy really enjoys when i shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.
a fat meatsock. ie a fat little sk-nky sk-nk with a sk-nky v-g-n-
“that meatsock is f-cking fat”
“dude, total beefsock”
the enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed -n-l cavity. using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
mom: you want your laundry done honey? what about your socks?
bill: no mom! please, that’s just on old beef sock. ted and i were trying something…
its a p-n-s! 8================d
i’ll smack you in the face with my beefsock.

you can’t handle my beefsock.

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