beef stop
walking around in crowded areas and you realize that you have to stop for not to sh-t in your pants. you stop, tighten your -ss b-lls and pretend you find something interesting, because it’s not possible to walk normally and tight your -ss b-lls at the same time.
in a supermarket with friends: ‘hey, why does peter stop to look at those ridiculous clothes?”
friend answer: “probably a beef stop to keep it in there”
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