Beef Taco
the s-xual act of one person p–ping in another person’s v-g-n-.
yo dude, i can’t hang out today, i gotta drive my chick to the doc’s office because i beef taco’d her last night and now she’s got a uti.
a female with male genitalia
hole sh-t, that girl dropped her pants and she had a beeftaco
the result of a woman wiping back to front, resulting in p–p smeared in her v-g-n-.
she gets a lot of infections due to her beef taco.
the s-xual act of taking a sh-t inside a v-g-n-.
x: want a beef taco?
y: yea, like i’m ganna fall for that one
x: want a beef taco?
y: yea, like i’m ganna fall for that one
when one sh-ts with -ss cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents sh-t from smoothly coming out. this results with the sh-t being extruded out the sides of the crack.
he made a beef taco inside the lecture hall
the act of taking a sh-t in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the -ss crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman
person a: hey what did you do last night?
person b: not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
person a: a beef taco?
person b: you don’t want to know…
-silence-
person b: …sh-t everywhere….even on cory
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