Beef tings


the slang name given to the start of a conflict or an argument or fight.
tyrone: yo! who you looking at b-tch
shaun: i’m looking at you b-tch n-gg- what you gonna do
michael: ohhhh sh-t, that’s beef tings
a sarcastic remark.

for use when you see a very fat person, instead of buffting, which is used for very fit people.
nathan: molly is buffting.

shane: yeah? well sarah is beefting.
a zoot
bredda: easy geez you on a swift beefting?

otha bredda: u get me eh eh eh

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