Beefeater
a term used to descibe the guards around the tower of london, where the crown jewels are kept. these are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. the guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the tower of london is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
on my last vist to the tower of london, i took a picture with a beefeater.
someone who eats -ss aka a rimmer
comes from using “beefy” as a description of a fart
very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef… hey what are you laughing at me for
a person who frequently performs the act of c-nn-l-ng-s.
with a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.
strong london dry gin. smells like iso alcohol. an acquired taste.
last night i took 7 shots of beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total sh-tface
common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of m-ff, sweet m-ff.
to the bar lady:
“i’ll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?”
jocks who eat too much protein and juice themselves up with steriods.
friend: “hey tony whats 2+2?”
beef eater: “protein!”
friend: “wow tony you are such a beef eater”
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