beefy queefies


1. an episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. taking a sh-t and moaning like a woman giving birth.
1. “i went to chipotle for lunch and now i’ve got a case of the beefy queefies, and i’m very afraid of leaving a pool of bosco in my underwear.”
2. “dude, henry’s in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. guess he’s got the beefy queefies.”

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