Beeling
an ugly woman or man
verb: beeling or beelin’
check her, she’s beeling!
adjective: beeler
did you see paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!
a process by which an individual consumes vast quant-ties of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. in the middle of their shift at work.)
inspired by the actions of the one and only milkmonster.
“dude, i can’t be bothered working any more. i’m going for a beeling session, seeya in an hour”
“work was boring as h-ll last night, so i beeled it to p-ss the time”
to bleed from ones nose before having s-x with a mates mum.
it is also a hybrid insult:
“rodney ya beeling ejit”
for example, before trying to seduce your best friends mother ones nose will suddenly start bleeding, known simply as beeling. quite inconvenient.
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