Been to Breuner’s


similar to “been around the block.” originated from a television commercial for a furniture store called breuner’s who’s catchphrase was “ive been to breuner’s, and now ive seen everything.”
alison: so did you go to jeff’s house after he called you drunk at 2 am?

brook: h-lls no! i’ve been to breuner’s! i know better than that!

jeff: so you think brook is really 24?

andy: h-lls no! that b—h looks like she’s been to breuner’s on multiple occasions. she’s 30…minimum.

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