beer cataracts


an extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where m-ssive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
did you see that rotter that mark was talking to?

yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

more like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her -rs-.

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