Beer Circle
the composition of at least 60 beer cans completing a full circle around a bonfire. all cans must be fully drank and then placed side by side until the circle is full. in most cases this consists of a group effort as it takes a minimum of two thirties to finish a circle. any circle consisting of less than 60 beers is considered incomplete, inadequate and the partic-p-nts should not feel any sense of accomplishment.
upon completion of the beer circle it is appropriate for all who added to shotgun a full beer and throw it in the fire; yelling, shouting, screaming and intense make-out seshes should accompany this. everyone should acknowledge that they cannot leave the fire until it has completely burned out. it will probably be around 3 or 4am at this time; many will be p-ssed out and will wake up in the morning with casual beach goers staring awkwardly at them as they walk by.
the completion of a beer circle is something to be cherished and should be considered a life-long goal to any who have not finished one.
marisa: sooo… what’s your goal this summer?
billy: i gotta finish a beer circle before schools starts again. i’ll cry if i don’t.
marisa: totessss. i’ll help and drink only 3 beers cause i’m a lightweight.
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