beer compass
the invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you’re too p-ssed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you’ve come from.
“i got home by using my beer comp-ss last night”
the invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol
beer comp-ss gets you home every time, even though you’re too p-ssed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you’ve come from.
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