beer crime


any act that wastes beer. spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the gl-ss or container. putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode…beer crime.
larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

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