beer dick

the condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before s-x because they are too drunk. a form of erectile dysfunction.
i was so disappointed last night. i was ready but he has the worst case of beerd-ck, and then he went to sleep.
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what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
“bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at chris’ party, but he had mad beer d-ck and couldn’t get it up.”
some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his “beer” smelling genitalia. others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his d-ck.
eg. lady of the night says ” last night that guy with the beer d-ck really made my p-ssy stink!”
beer d-ck is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. you must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer d-ck. your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer d-ck. beer d-ck can have the opposite effect once you p-ss the certain point of intoxication.
lastnight i pounded my girls p-ssy for over and hour and could not c-m cause i had beer d-ck.
during the act of coitus beer is poured on both male and female genitalia; it’s tingling effect is said to simultaneously stimulate the female cl-toris, and lubricate for deeper penetration.
they b-mped uglies till the rosie fingered dawn dried their ale soaked members; they had finally tried beer d-ck.
this is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. they tend to f-ck anything with a p-ssy while experiencing beer d-ck.
to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their d-ck, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the “beer d-ck” is inserted into the victim’s rectal p-ssageway
if rabone doesn’t bone rabeen’s girlfriend he’s gonna get beer d-cked