Beer Dump
the intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. the image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the deepwater horizon gulf spill and j-panese attack on pearl harbor, respectively.
andrew won the case race last night, and now he’s taking a beer dump i’m my bathroom – on the bright side, i probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!
when in the morning after a great drinking session you have to sh-t but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. at least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
guy # 1: whats taking so long in there man?
guy # 2: dude if i squeeze this dump out i’m gonna hurl!
guy # 1: too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
guy # 2: uhhhh!!! -puke splash-
guy # 1: . . . . d-mn
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