Beer ears
similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can’t stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.
it seemed like a good idea last night, i must have had my beer ears on.
a condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite s-x to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
dude, i called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
when a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.
waitress: “would you like some more coffee”
beer ear wearer: “did you say you are part of the mafia”
friend: “don’t pay attention to him he has beer ear”
the state of owing another beers; in beer “debt” to a friend
mike had been buying the beers all night. dave was in beerears to mike.
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