beer fort


remember the good ol’ days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? a beer fort is a fort constructed while drunk. the fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards…as well as beer kegs.
hey altalp! check out this killer beer fort we made!

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