Beer Mean Time
time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. instead of basing time upon greenwhich mean time (gmt) , there is bmt, beer mean time.
hey david, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it’s a quarter till 2 in beer mean time.
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