Beer Tits

1. large, fleshy appendages on men who are p-ssing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has acc-mulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to “‘that old man needs a bra’ syndrome”.
the blind date fizzled when sally got a gander at chuck’s beer t-ts.

frank costanza’s sagging beer t-ts were the inspiration for the “bro” (also known as the “mansiere”) which he developed with cosmo kramer.
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beer t-ts those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed m-ss quant-ties of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.
omg, would you look at the beer t-ts on contestant number three!
you have to vote for those peter!
an extremely large pair of br–sts, usually mounted on a pet-t blond who can drink twice her own body weight in lager nightly, alcoholic amnaesia is a side effect, rendering any fondling of the ‘beer t-ts’ useless to the owner.
i was driving home last night at 7.30 pm and these ‘beer t-ts’ just popped out of the pub into the road and wrote off my new ford mondeo.