beerabetic
one who has special dietary beer needs.
“want a bud light?”
“no thanks, i’m a beerabetic.”
“huh?”
“i’ll take a real beer if you have one, though.”
“for instance?”
“oh, you know, guiness stout, sam adams, bareknuckle stout, whatever…”
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