Beerker
a drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. in the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. to win the bet, the player’s guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. if the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. if the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “beerker!” in a demeaning manner. with each p-ssing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. these round-by-round changes decrease the player’s probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. the game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.
player 1: “i wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! i guess the card will be a 5!”
-card comes up a queen-
everyone else: “beerker!”
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