Beers of Boyfriends Past


a collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don’t like and will never drink.
asked to a guest:
would you like something to drink, i have beers of boyfriends past like heineken, budweiser, and a fosters 40.

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