Beetchabacks


top definition
“beetchabacks” are small bugs that live in humans’ -n-l cavities.

they crawl out of the -n-s and bite the -ss in various places causing itchiness.

then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they “beetchaback” to the -n-s.

this is where the creatures get their name.
“that fat guy over there has been scratching his -ss for the last fifteen minutes. i bet he has a wicked case of beetchabacks.”

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