before-bedder


when someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. to pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. it is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). afterward, it is wise to watch tv (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.
alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until joe told him that he had had one in his parents’ bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

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