before-table


a group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to ill-strate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one’s image.
did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? for a second, i thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

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