begbie

the best and funniest character from trainspotting. uses the word “c-nt” quite often.
picture the scene: the other f-ckin’ week there, doin’ the f-ckin’ volley with tommy, playing pool. i’m playing like paul-f-ckin’-newman by the way. givin’ the boy here the tannin’ of a lifetime. so it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. i’m on the black and he’s sittin’ in the corner looking all f-ckin’ biscuit–rs-d. when this hard c-nt comes in. obviously f-ckin’ fancied himself, like. starts staring at me. lookin’ at me, right f-ckin’ at me, as if to say, “come ahead, square go.” you ken me, i’m not the type of c-nt that goes looking for f-ckin’ bother, like, but at the end of the day i’m the c-nt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he f-cking wanted like. so i squares up, casual like. what does the hard c-nt do? or the so-called hard c-nt? sh-tes it. puts down his drink, turns, and gets the f-ck out of there. and after that, well, the game was mine.
a nutter, a hard case.
a common-or -garden british nutcase that inhabits most towns across the uk
drinks a lot, plays pool, smokes like a chimney, has a sh-t job or is on the dole.
after the character francis begbie from trainspotting
“aww nice one franco!!!!”
small gnome usually with his rod in his hand
mind when reversing the car you dont knock the begbie over
any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.
“look at that bad little begbie p–ping in my garden!”