beggfreind
i am aware that the urban dictionary is socially superior to me, had it been a person. i am also aware that there is no need for me to make up any definitions, mainly because there is 100% nothing in it for me, but i obviously hope that people will find me really funny and maybe like me? the only reason i am making this entry is because i want people to like me
whoever the f-ck just wrote that defintion is a real beggfreind man
even though all of the above comments were said in ironic jest, i am still a beggfreind on so many levels for typing this sh-t and explaining it and even in using myself as the subject of being a beggfreind makes me a beggfreind in itself.
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