begouch
a douchebag who thinks he’s the sh-t and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. this f-cktard will probably have a connection to some sort of canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. he’ll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
dude 1: dude! i have a feeling i’m gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
dude 2: but she’s already rejected you three times! why don’t you just ask (other chick name) out instead? she totally wants to schlample you!
dude 1: no way shes a total f-nny annie.
dude 2: you’re such a begouch!
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a douchebag who thinks he’s the sh-t and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. this f-cktard will probably have a connection to some sort of canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. he’ll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
dude 1: dude! i have a feeling i’m gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
dude 2: but she’s already rejected you three times! why don’t you just ask (other chick name) out instead? she totally wants to schlample you!
dude 1: no way shes a total f-nny annie.
dude 2: you’re such a begouch!
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