Behspooge


when a woman gets her husband to -j-c-l-t- into her hand. the woman then slaps the intended target in the face with her husbands s-m-n.

origin: b-tch slap and spooge
natalie: that b-tch just stole my parking spot! i’m going to totally behspooge her.
natalie’s husband: sounds good.

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