Beird
a really weird looking beard = beird. ie when a hipster really wants to grow a mad hipster beard and just cant, he ends up with a gnarly beird.
beird is weird, but still better than a molestache.
spencer pratt’s has a beird.
jim: have you seen dan’s terrible attempt at facial hair?
carl: that shiz is a beird for sure.
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the true spelling of the word ‘beard.’ saying ‘beard’ is like saying the past tense of the word ‘bear,’ as in “whoa! yesterday, there was a beard.”
it’s true. sound it out: bee-ird. as in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.
anna has a really full beird now, i wonder when she will shave it?
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