bejeweled blindness
when you play bejeweled to the point where you can’t see obvious moves anymore.
person a: “dude, move the blue jewel right there!”
person b: “where?”
person a: “right in front of you!”
person b: “man i can’t even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!”
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