bejizzle
to engage in s-xual activity with someone- usually implies j-zzing on/in them. only men can perform bej-zzlement
i bej-zzled your mom.
c-mming and then throwing glitter on it.
d-mnit! i can’t get this bej-zzle out my hair or sheets!
1. the pleasureful reaction a gay man gets from seeing large amounts of rhinestones.
2. a p-ssionate side-effect of seing over-the-top, sparkly, or high fashion clothing worn right and looking fierce.
3. the j-zzing of rhinestones.
ex. as he held up the tie he adorned in rhinestones spelling out ‘judas’ for the upcoming lady gaga show, he exclaimed, “omfg! it looks so good! i am about to bej-zzle. now i want to put studs on everything.”
ex. holy sh-t! did you see how amazing her shoulder pads were? they were so sparkly, i almost bej-zzled.
ex. seeing the dance that goes along with the new record is going to make me bej-zzle all over the place.
adv. – the act of firing one’s love juice in the form of a snowflake. usually seen in patterns resembling middle- eastern calligraphy.
1. dude, i just bej-zzled the sh-t out that b-tch!
2. the castle was adorned with bej-zzems dating back to the ping dynasty.
3. that n-gg- tried to bej-zzle me when we was cellmates.
contamporary urban version of the irish expletive bejesus
bej-zzle i need a pizzle ma nizzle!
meaning o my, goodness gracious etc.
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