belaboring his pumpkin
1. beating the top of one’s head
2a. having s-x with a pumpkin-
2b. masturbating
-fun fact: if you have s-x with a pumpkin, you are actually having s-x with a fruit, not a vegetable…so the taboo does not apply!
1. from canto xviii of dante’s “inferno” (longfellow translation):
and he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
“the flatteries have submerged me here below,
wherewith my tongue was never surfeited.”
2. i have to go bail my uncle out. they picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a wal-mart dressing room.
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